MERCY - Adam's Girl(?)friend and mutual enabler. They've been together for as long as either one can remember, and can't imagine life without each other for better or for worse. Mercy is the one who decaptiated Adam, but both swear its an act of love.
LADY MORNINGSTAR - Adam has parasocial beef with Lady because her music is more popular than his. Thus, he spends a decent amount of his time writing diss tracks that she neither listens to nor acknoweldges the existence of. He's getting plenty of anon hate about it though...so something must be working!
MOVIE NIGHT - Lady Morningstar's boyfriend, and the source of Adam's misery. If Adam was smart enough to connect the dots between the hundreds of sockpuppet accounts that harrass him daily and the tech-savy douchebag who just so happens to date his number one enemy...well, maybe things would be different.